carolbuckles (carolbuckles) wrote,

Oh my darling Tangerine

[sung to the tune of "Oh my darling Clementine"  For the words, see below in italics]

In Virginia, on a salt creek,
He was eating ham and beans,
Lived a math minor, a 49er,
And his tomcat Tangerine.

Oh my Darling, Oh my Darling,
Oh my Darling Tangerine:

You are studly, often mudly,
Very fine is Tangerine.

Orange he was and like a tiger,
And his feet were sharp with claws.
Missing ear tops, and his belly flops,
On his prey he bites and gnaws.


Stalks around his territory
Eating birds and fighting coons;
He eats moles and catches voles;
And considers it a boon.


Dashing legs before my bumper,
Leaving dander in the air,
Thank god, power breaking,
So I stopped my SUV.  [AAB]


Near a cavern, across from a canyon,
Excavating for a mine,
Lived a miner, forty-niner
And his daughter Clementine

Oh my Darling, Oh my Darling,
Oh my Darling Clementine.
You are lost and gone forever,
Dreadful sorry, Clementine.

Light she was and like a fairy,
And her shoes were number nine
Herring boxes without topses
Sandals were for Clementine.

Drove she ducklings to the water
Every morning just at nine,
Hit her foot against a splinter
Fell into the foaming brine.

Ruby lips above the water,
Blowing bubbles soft and fine,
But alas, I was no swimmer,
So I lost my Clementine.

How I missed her! How I missed her!
How I missed my Clementine,
Till I kissed her little sister,
And forgot my Clementine.

Then the miner, forty-niner,
Soon began to peak and pine,

Thought he oughter join his daughter,
Now he's with his Clementine.

In the church yard in the canyon
Where the myrtle doth entwine
There grows roses and other posies
Fertilized by Clementine.


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